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Toda la caza, aunque le repugnara a Lao Tse, aunque Caracalla llorara en una sesión de cetrería, aunque Robert Burton dijera que la liebre es “carne oscura, melancólica, ardua de digerir; engendra incubus, y causa sueños horribles”. Toda la caza pero, sobre todo, el jabalí.
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- catulo: ii carmina
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Pero igual no te vienen mal...
jabalí! me late!! yo me apunto.
no queda pendiente una ida a... (cómo era que se llamaba allá por la merced?)? en fin, yo sigo apuntado, con todo y cabeza y criadillas (del animal, claro está).
y sí, en verdad espero esos (otros) comentarios.
abrazo
En serio? no puedo creerlo, en serio "la contaduría, “a diferencia de la poesía o la música, es necesaria.”
ay, ay ay, si eso piensa la 'intelectualidad', estamos jodidos.
Jaja, un busty cocky boar estaría de lujísimo para ti: un atracón que sintetizaría todas las diversiones de La Grande Bouffe.
Faltó una caza: el ya acordado manjar de bebés, rechonchos y tiernos, se sigue antojando un poco más que el de un animal que le puede dar en la madre a un jaguar.
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No iba a comentar nada, pero como terminó distrayéndome de mi punto original, he aquí mi terrible venganza:
La ortodoxia de ese (¿esa? su reducida foto y su constante cambio gramático de género me hacen dudar) Cuatlicuesbelt haría palidecer de envidia a los más distinguidos elementos combativos de la fac. ¡Pa'su!
(Supongo que mirar a Joyce como un "cropofilo" --quién sabe qué sea eso-- es una verdadera forma de reivindicar la literatura por sobre la contaduría.)
¡La Diosa Madre se ha vuelto loca! (y tiene la razón)
Je, je... este post lo pudieron haber escrito Asterix y/u Obelix...
Por cierto, ayer leí la antrobiotica jornalera, en su edición impresa!!! Tenía un resto que no te leía en ese formato!!! Noté que la columna ha engordado bastante, eh??? Hace algunos años ocupaba el extremo izquierdo o derecho de la página. Aún era así hace un par de años, no? En fin, me puse nostálgico, jo, jo.
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Pero qué te han hecho Pumba?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Hi people
I do not know what to give for Christmas of the to friends, advise something ....
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Hace tiempo comí un jabalí muy jugoso en el Centro Castellano, no he vuelto desde entonces.
Esos vascos que recomiendas son muy divertidos, yo tengo un libro que me regalaron de ellos.
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Ese jabalí de la foto está chistosísimo. Me acordaré de él cuando por fin pruebe la carne de alguno de sus congéneres, y me contaré la mentira de que se ríe a carcajadas porque no le molesta en lo más mínimo que su fin sea la olla. Saludos, y un beso de buena semana. F/J
qué rico fin de semana, largo largo. lo más sabroso de todo: aparecer considerado entre la felizmente entrecomillada intelectualidad. dios bendiga a los contadores.
jaja, che miclosito.
Nooooo!!! se comieron a mi jefeee.
ya viste? Timón? timón? timóoooon?!!
Noooooooooo!!!
("la felizmente entrecomillada intelectualidad"? y eso qué es? porque, más allá de las comillas, ya el puro hecho de parecer o ser insinuado como uno d'sos habría d darte náuseas)
jaja, tú crees?
a mí me divirtió...
Qué onda con este queso: "...hecha pedacitos gelatinosos de ojos, orejas, cachetes, papada, puesta en un molde, convertida en queso". ¡Jacuna matata!
Debe saber delicious, pero en letra está bastante al sonors rugir del gruñido del cerdícola.
Considero prudente que nuestro presidente vitalicio de P.A.N.O.C.H.A. sea el juez y parte de esta cacería, desde mi humilde punto de vista.
Gracias por tu apapascho Alón darling: lo necesito: las rodillas me quedaron más pior que aquella vez que yo hincada en una alfombra de ixtle.
Besos a todos y feliz inicio de semana, que ojalá ni hubiera iniciado, pero bueno, bueno...
órale,
no me había metido a leer ese post de coatlicue que linqueó CED. visitadlo.
ah elia,
posteábamos al mismo tiempo. abracísimo pallá!
Uy. Y con cariño, para Chabelo.
Sigo en el mamotreto.
Querida Elia:
El Partido no tiene inconveniente alguno en el consumo generalizado del Queso De Jabalí. De hecho, apoyamos ampliamente su ingesta: es buena para el cuerpo y para el espíritu, incluido el tuyo, honorable y hominívora compañera.
"Por mi panza hablará el carnicero",
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Si tu orejita tostada
y tu piel dorada
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